Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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