Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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