would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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