D3 body, D1 cock
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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