I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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