A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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