that's an acceptable place to lick
im holly from the hills drunk
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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