I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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