Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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