I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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