Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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