forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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