Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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