well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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