I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
where are you?
Hypothermia
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Randomize
