I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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