the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It's blow job season.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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