these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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