fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i will never coherently bang her
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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