We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Well I just put wine in my tea
My breasts were aching with rage.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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