the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Ladies don't puke and tell
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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