I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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