Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
worst night to have a conscience
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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