Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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