just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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