you didnt know i had herpes?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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