No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Quick, to the slutcave!
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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