Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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