Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
