Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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