I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
and she was petting her beer can
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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