She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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