But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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