The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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