I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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