Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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