doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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