How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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