Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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