He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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