dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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