we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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