ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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