high people should be assigned attendants
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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