I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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