I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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