why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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