He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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