He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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