So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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