his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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