She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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