i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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